Cosmic Blueprint – Your Personalized Birth Chart Report, printed and shipped

Price: USD 99
Delivery: Shipped within 3-5 business days.

Who are you… really?

Not your job title. Not your social media bio.
The real you — the one who lies awake overthinking life, wondering why you keep repeating the same patterns.

Enter: Your Cosmic Blueprint
A no-fluff, soul-deep, slightly kick-in-the-pants report based on your unique birth chart.
It’s not about fate — it’s about finally understanding how you’re wired so you can stop fighting yourself and start owning your life.

📦 What you’ll get:

A printed PDF report (12+ pages) decoded from your birth chart
A deep dive into your emotional blueprint, life themes, triggers, and cosmic quirks
A-ha moments, tough love, and clarity — in a bold, no-BS tone.
Delivered to your mailbox.

🛒 How it works:

Purchase the report here
After checkout, you’ll be asked to fill out a short form with your:
- Name
- Date of birth
- Exact time of birth
- City & country of birth
I’ll dig into your chart and create your custom report
I'll send it with "Snailmail" within a few days

🕰️ No birth time? No worries.

You don’t need to know the exact minute you popped out to get a Cosmic Blueprint that hits home.
We’ll still dig deep into your personality, patterns, and cosmic wiring — no guesswork, no fluff.
Exact time just adds extra spice (like Rising Sign and houses).
Can’t find it? No big deal. Your soul still leaves clues.

⚠️ Heads up:

The world’s gone a bit bananas.
We have little (if any) control of what's happening — but we can control how we respond.
This report helps you do exactly that, by giving you the self-awareness toolkit you wish you had years ago.

Click here to view a sample:

💬 Questions?

Just hit the contact button. I don’t bite.
Unless Mercury is retrograde.

Your Cosmic Blueprint

$99,00

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🎁 Giving the Cosmic Blueprint as a Gift?

Nice move. This isn’t just a present — it’s a personal guide to how someone’s soul is wired. Way more meaningful than another scented candle.

Here’s how it works:

Once you purchase, you’ll get an email with a form to fill out.

Just include the recipient’s birth info (name, date, time, and place of birth — as accurate as possible).

Adress, where to send the report.

Want it to feel extra special? Add a note in the form and I’ll include a personalized message in the report.

I’ll ship it straight to their door, gift-ready and wrapped with cosmic care.

Whether it’s for a birthday, breakup, new chapter, or just because they’re obsessed with self-awareness — this gift hits deep.

Your Cosmic Blueprint

Cosmic Blueprint as a gift