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THE SCREW IT CHRONICLES
The Screw It Chronicles is a collection of unapologetic, no-BS lessons I’ve learned (and teach) as a life coach, tackling the universal struggles of Gen X Women. From navigating midlife mayhem to breaking free of rules we never agreed to, this is where we get real about the challenges we all face—no matter where you’re from.
The Gen X troubles? They don’t care about borders. This is your space to figure things out, one “Screw it” moment at a time, roll your eyes and start living boldly, on your own terms.
The Chronicles
Ostara vs. Easter: The Great Spiritual Plagiarism Nobody Talks About
Ever noticed how Christian holidays always seem to line up suspiciously well with older pagan festivals? It’s like the ultimate cosmic...
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Apr 193 min read
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The Devil Inside (My Playlist): When AI Rocked My Barn
So I’ve been out there. In the mud. In the horse poop. Shoveling my way through the aftermath of a long-ass Norwegian winter, headphones...
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Apr 132 min read
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Midlife, Mayhem & Men in Suits: A Gen X Field Report
I don't know who needs to hear this, but this cannot be the best timeline. Somewhere, someone clearly hit the wrong button—“Start New...
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Apr 92 min read
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Astrology is Bogus, Woo-Woo, and Total BS… Right?
That’s what I used to think too. I mean, come on. The idea that gigant rocks floating out in space could influence your personality or...
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Apr 82 min read
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Reasons Why Humans Suck at Life (And Why Animals Have It Figured Out)
Let’s be honest: humans are kind of a mess. We overthink, overanalyze, and overcomplicate everything. We spend our lives chasing things...
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Apr 84 min read
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The 5 No-BS Keys to Success
You’ve probably heard a million versions of “5 Keys to Success” before. They usually involve vague motivational quotes, some guy in a...
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Apr 83 min read
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Gen X Women: Juggling It All Until We Drop
Remember when they told us we could “have it all”? Yeah, about that… We grew up with Madonna, shoulder pads, and the relentless drumbeat...
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Apr 83 min read
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Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I’m a Damn Idiot.
Let’s talk about lies. Not the little white ones we tell to avoid hurting someone’s feelings—like when your friend asks if their new...
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Mar 113 min read
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High-Achieving Depressed As F*ck (HADAF): The Silent Struggle You Didn’t Sign Up For
Look, if you’re reading this, chances are you’ve mastered the art of looking totally fine while feeling like an emotional dumpster fire....
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Feb 113 min read
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Question Everything: A Guide to Not Getting Screwed Over by Life
George Carlin There are two kinds of people in this world: those who question everything and those who get steamrolled by the people who...
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Feb 63 min read
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Real Self-Care: It’s More Than Face Masks and Bubble Baths
Alright, let’s talk about self-care—the most overused, Instagrammable, and wildly misunderstood concept of modern times. Because if you...
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Feb 34 min read
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How to Stay Sane in an Insane World (Without Losing Your F*cking Mind)
Congratulations, you exist in the most overstimulating, anxiety-inducing, batsh*t crazy era in human history. Every day, you're bombarded...
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Feb 34 min read
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So, Life Handed You a Sh*t Sandwich. Now What?
Let’s get one thing straight: Life doesn’t give a damn about fairness. It doesn’t care that you played by the rules. That you did the...
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Feb 33 min read
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Your Limiting Beliefs Are Bullsh*t (And Here’s Why)
You know that voice in your head? The one that whispers, “You can’t do this.” Or maybe it’s more creative: ❌ “You’re too old to start...
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Feb 33 min read
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Starting This Blog Was One Big WTF Moment (and Why I Did It Anyway)
I’ve been thinking about starting this blog for a long time. Like, an embarrassingly long time. I’d get all hyped up, sit down at my...
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Feb 34 min read
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The Wheel of Life
Is your life wobbling out of control? Let’s find those busted spokes and fix them. Because honestly, life’s too damn short to keep...
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Jan 205 min read
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