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Cosmic Blueprint – Your Personalized Birth Chart Report

Price: USD 75
Delivery: PDF via email within 3-5 business days

 

Who you… really?

Not your job title. Not your social media bio.
The real you — the one who lies awake overthinking life, wondering why you keep repeating the same patterns.

Enter: Your Cosmic Blueprint
A no-fluff, soul-deep, slightly kick-in-the-pants report based on your unique birth chart.
It’s not about fate — it’s about finally understanding how you’re wired so you can stop fighting yourself and start owning your life.

 

📦 What you’ll get:

  • A custom PDF report (12+ pages) decoded from your birth chart

  • A deep dive into your emotional blueprint, life themes, triggers, and cosmic quirks

  • A-ha moments, tough love, and clarity — in a bold, no-BS tone

  • Delivered straight to your inbox

 

🛒 How it works:

  • Purchase the report here

  • After checkout, you’ll be asked to fill out a short form with your:

    • Name

    • Date of birth

    • Exact time of birth 

    • City & country of birth

  • I’ll dig into your chart and create your custom report

  • You’ll receive your digital PDF via email within a few days

  • 📦 Optional print upgrade: Add $25 to get it beautifully printed & shipped anywhere in the world – perfect as a gift.

 

🕰️ No birth time? No problem. You don’t need to know the exact minute you popped out to get a Cosmic Blueprint that hits home. We’ll still dig deep into your personality, patterns, and cosmic wiring — no guesswork, no fluff. Exact time just adds extra spice (like Rising Sign and houses). Can’t find it? No big deal. Your soul still leaves clues.

 

⚠️ Heads up:

The world’s gone a bit bananas.
We have little (if any) control of what's happening — but we can control how we respond.
This report helps you do exactly that, by giving you the self-awareness toolkit you wish you had  years ago.

 

Click  here to view a sample: 

 

💬 Questions?

Just hit the contact button. I don’t bite.
Unless Mercury is retrograde.

Your Cosmic Blueprint, digital product, downloadable pdf.

$75,00Price
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  • 🎁 Giving the Cosmic Blueprint as a Gift?

    Nice move. This isn’t just a present — it’s a personal guide to how someone’s soul is wired. Way more meaningful than another scented candle.

    Here’s how it works:

    • Once you purchase, you’ll get an email with a form to fill out.

    • Just include the recipient’s birth info (name, date, time, and place of birth — as accurate as possible).

    • You’ll receive the PDF by email, ready to forward or print as a beautiful gift.

    Whether it’s for a birthday, breakup, new chapter, or just because they’re obsessed with self-awareness — this gift hits deep.

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